Red Red Wine

Recently, I went bowling with a couple of friends from Le Cordon Bleu, and one of the ladies who attends the school, told me about a fabulous diet which involves drinking red wine.

Now originally this diet invites the dieter to have this wine as a complimentary item. I purpose altering this diet. Instead of having red wine as complimentary item, I purpose making it central. Whenever you get hunger pains, just sip a little wine. I see no negative ramifications that can come from this.

Bon Appetit, and Lets Party.