Naked Seal Dream

I'm staying at a cheap motel in Portland for a family reunion. So far, the whole experience has been an adventure.

Though instead of writing about my adventure, because I'm sill in the midst of it, I'm going to write about my freaky dream last night.

It turns out my motel is nice, and the beds are especially comfy, leaving me with vivid dreams.

So in my dreams, I was sleeping next to a ridiculously attractive man, who also happened to be naked. I turn to the man and say, "Hey, we've gone this far, we might as well get sexy".

So we both start caressing each other with a sexual intent, and it feels weird. So I turn to the guy and say, "You know, this isn't my style. Let's just goof off.

Then we horseplay naked. I try to balance the guy on my foot and roll him into a ball like a circus act. We pretend to be seals, play cowboys and Indians and just do the silliest things I can think of. In my dream, it's a blast and insanely fun.

Then Sam walks in on us acting like seals. He instantly looks dejected. With that look, I suddenly feel guilty but confused.

I feel guilty because I feel that I cheated, but then confused because I'm wondering if pretending to be a seal with another man naked is cheating.

Then I wake up.