Shocker ( nb- date not written)

I'm often shocked when a guy hits on me. I hit 25, gained a lot of weight and then it was like falling off the edge of the universe. Being an ugly woman in a society that values only young, beautiful women is like transcending into another dimensional plane. You are there, but then again, you're not.

So when a guy notices me, it's crazy. I usually think something is wrong with him - His head. 

Some of my senior lady friends, I tell them to commit crimes -- because who's going to notice?